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Sunday, September 19, 2010

Night Of Champions LIVE BLOG! (Part II)

Disco: AND WE'RE BACK. Undertaker comes out first, usual intro, but no druids. Kane comes out but doesn't even get a chance to finish his intro, Taker runs up the ramp and the match begins. A lot of kicking and punching. WWE has these pillars at the arena entrance, the brothers smash into them and a nice chunk of styrofoam chips off.

Biggs: This is what Ryan and I would call a "kick and punch spectacular".

Disco: Kane has a nice big cut on his shoulder. The boys are taking a nap in the corner near the announce booth. To be honest, they've moved around a lot of the arena and the camerawork is pretty good. But a lot of punches. Kane is dominating.

Biggs: Kane was born in Madrid Spain, and is 43. Resides in Knoxville, Tennessee! (Courtesy of Sprint EVO) Glen Jacobs and Mark Callaway trained together. Undertaker is only 45!?

Disco: Back in the ring now. After several minutes of chopping, Taker gives Kane a chokeslam, but Kane recovers and comes back with a Tombstone. KANE IS STILL THE WORLD'S CHAMPION.

Undertaker makes a long, staggering, lingering exit.

Disco: Orton interview. Has no comment.

Biggs: Everybody asks why I hate Randy Orton.

Disco: Why do you hate Randy Orton?

Biggs: No Charisma.

Biggs: I'm in!!

Santino!!

I can't get over the following:
1) why CM punk lost tonight
2) why Santino continues to be comic relief
3) how this tag team match is supposed to work. It's a disgrace to tag team wrestling

Disco: Now Mark Henry and Bourne are in vs. Cody Rohodes and Drew McIntyre. Terrible move, Rhodes fell down before Henry hit him. Evan Bourne attempts finisher off Henry's shoulders.

BIGGZ" Rhodes outfit is awful. he needs tights...maybe grey with gold accents. black boots.


WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! McIntyre & Rhodes take the tag team titles!

BIGGZ: Dos Caras Jr is pretty good. Latino heel is a good idea. Rey Mysterio feud could be epic

BIGGZ: Orten kills me because he is a cry baby and the word in the back is that he complains about everyones work.

BIGGZ: Either this is a 45 min match or this is ending early...general manager reveal, perhaps?
Man, they do pop for Cena...

DISCO: It's 10:10 and the Six Pack Elimination is starting now?

BIGGZ: One would think that Barrett would use his awarded match in a 6 man elimination match
Boo...I really hate Orten...and not in like a wrestling heat way...I hate his move set and his promos
Cena only weighs 245 lbs?

BIGGZ: What? Jericho out? How does that happen? Perhaps the rumors are true about his retirement

DISCO: There is a verrrrrry long pause in the match while Jericho slinks out... While the other guys nap quite a bit, it keeps coming back to Cena and Orton.

DISCO: Edge and Sheamus "join forces" to knock out the competition. They make a good team but eventually Edge is pinned by Cena. Wade Barrett wakes up and is back in the ring.

BIGGZ: Very few outcomes can be even remotely interesting now.....don't tap Shemus

BIGGZ: Sheamus does not tap

BIGGZ: Nexus is here king!! Barrett eliminates Cena!?! It's true

BIGGZZ: Please kill Orten...it looks like this is Ortens to lose

BIIGZ: the viper is ready...eliminates Barrett. BOOOO!!!!

BIGGZ: Orten kicks out of the brough kick

DISCO: Sheamus can't close the deal. Orton finishes with an RKO.

DISCO: WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! Randy Orton! Still 15+ minutes left though. Biggz wants to know -- where is the swerve?

DISCO: I expected Orton to win, but I fully expected Miz to come out with MIB and take the belt. Bummy.

BIGGZ: The swerve: I would have ended like this: Orton vs Shemus to end match. Jericho comes back out and hits Orton with chair. Sheamus wins, but gets RKO from Orton. Miz comes out and cashes money in the bank on Sheamus. This is good because:
1) Sheamus defending makes Sheamus look like a legitamate champion
2) Jericho vs Orton feud could give whole new meaning to "legend killer". If Jericho really want to retire this is a good way to do it and put someone over BIG
3) Sheamus vs Miz feud is great going forward and nobody ends the night looking weak

4 comments:

  1. Figured kane would have the druids. I thought he had absorbed some of takers powers?

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  2. predicting that Miz uses the money tanight. cheats daniels out of the belt.

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  3. Dude at halmacs told me that Orton sucks right now. I concur,babyface orton is tuff. Also, he mentioned that hogan has hair extensions. think about it.

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  4. this isnt tna, there doesnt have to be a swerve.

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