PART II: REFRESH YOUR BROWSER TO SEE THE UPDATES!
Disco: So, the cable signal is unwatchable right now. Biggs is on the phone with Time Warner.
Biggs: We're in an "Outage Area". Do you believe it?
Disco: Yes, I do.
Disco: It appears that Kane vs. Mysterio is ongoing. We do see flashes of what's going on, but no motion.
Disco: Update -- TWC gave us the PPV for free but now there is nothing at all to see. Black screen. This sucks, kids.
Disco: Stand by, we have been praying to the Mother Box that the video will return. Cable goddess, answer our prayers!
Disco: It's BACK!!!! With a eight minutes left of the program!!!! F-U TIME WARNER!
Disco: Look like Nexus wiped out Team WWE. BUT -- Cena makes Barrett tap out at the end after Justin Gabriel misses the 450 splash. BOOOOOooooo. Probably would've been a great main event....
Disco: WHAT? Replays show DANIEL BRYAN came in to help Team WWE??? How could we miss that? ARRRRRRGH!
Biggs: (SLAPS TABLE) Wish I hadn't even seen that. I want to throw my remote through the TV screen.
Biggs: At least we got to see the Diva Match (snicker). My service is cancelled tomorrow.
Disco: Our Live Blogging event ends in frustration and heartbreak. Thank you, Time Warner Cable.
Disco: To salve our wounds, we've decided to watch some Lucha Libre on Televisa Deportes (Galavision). It seems to be some sort of "good" La Parka vs. "bad" La Parka match. Some familiar faces, like Super Crazy and Konnan. Good night, all y'all, and thanks for tuning in!
Biggs: We're in an "Outage Area". Do you believe it?Disco: Yes, I do.
Disco: It appears that Kane vs. Mysterio is ongoing. We do see flashes of what's going on, but no motion.
Disco: Update -- TWC gave us the PPV for free but now there is nothing at all to see. Black screen. This sucks, kids.
Disco: Stand by, we have been praying to the Mother Box that the video will return. Cable goddess, answer our prayers!
Disco: It's BACK!!!! With a eight minutes left of the program!!!! F-U TIME WARNER!
Disco: Look like Nexus wiped out Team WWE. BUT -- Cena makes Barrett tap out at the end after Justin Gabriel misses the 450 splash. BOOOOOooooo. Probably would've been a great main event....
Disco: WHAT? Replays show DANIEL BRYAN came in to help Team WWE??? How could we miss that? ARRRRRRGH!
Biggs: (SLAPS TABLE) Wish I hadn't even seen that. I want to throw my remote through the TV screen.
Biggs: At least we got to see the Diva Match (snicker). My service is cancelled tomorrow.
Disco: Our Live Blogging event ends in frustration and heartbreak. Thank you, Time Warner Cable.
Disco: To salve our wounds, we've decided to watch some Lucha Libre on Televisa Deportes (Galavision). It seems to be some sort of "good" La Parka vs. "bad" La Parka match. Some familiar faces, like Super Crazy and Konnan. Good night, all y'all, and thanks for tuning in!
I may have to switch to my other friends live blog that I belong to.
ReplyDeleteSuck it. Don't give up, we're keeping the faith! Praying to the Mother Box!
ReplyDeleteDaniel Bryan is in the ring!
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