Okay, let's give this live blogging a shot...
Disco: Big pyro start, theme song by Motley Crue-esque "Jet" ... I have high hopes. Lawler wants NXT to end... I want Lawler's announcing to end!
Disco: First match, Ziggler vs. Kofi Kingston. Part of Kingston's "darker" not-quite heel turn. Looks like Kofi has new outfit, no more yellow. Kofi jumps through the ropes to hit Ziggler... Ziggler jumps away, Kifi with a big bump against the barrier.Kofi choking out Ziggler, then .... A NEXUS RUN-IN! Nexus boot-party on Kofi, Barrett finally finishes with a:
Biggs: Fireman's Carry Slam, I would call it.
Disco: Barrett pontificates. Nexus united for a common purpose..."Nexus or against us"... Great heat from the crowd.
Disco: Backstage -- Jericho and Edge try to convince Miz to join up with "Cena's Army" Jury's out. Edge eating a Slim Jim.
Disco: Diva Match -- Alicia Fox defending title against Melina. Melina comes out in Aztec Warrior Goddess outfit (I'm guessing?). Big feather head-dress.
Biggs: Time to get a beer. Melina's head looks smaller. Totally had her cheeks done or something. And what is that weird symbol on her crotch?
Biggs: I hate those boots. Pooh-bear boots.
Disco: (Melina has HUGE fuzzy yellow boots)
Biggs: I hate Melina's "Matrix Move".
Disco: Melina wins - new Diva Champion. Melina in tears (kayfabe). LayCool (SmackDown champs) spoil the moment. Melina beattries to beat them up, but they turn the tables. Eventyally crash Melina into announce table. Take out Alicia Fox for good measure.
Disco: Straight Edge Society vs. Big Show: Handicap match. Big Show removes bandages to show that his hand isn't broken after all...
Biggs: Joey Mercury is small. Luke Gallows, Fake Kane.
Disco: They're calling Joey Mercury "Joseph Mercury" after using the names interchangeably the last few weeks.
Disco: Big Show wins.
Disco: Kane at coffin, talking about his vengeance. Sheamus strolls in, wants to borrow the casket. Kane says "no." They agree to disagree.
Disco: Miz takes the ring with MIB briefcase -- talks about how "Team WWE" is begging him to join. Miz says his decision is bigger than LeBron James' spectacle on ESPN, leading to Laker's loss of the Championship. Huge heat from crowd! (It's in LA's Staples Center.) Miz decides: He will join Team WWE and lead them to victory.
INCREDIBLE -- Miz says the crowd has to "raise their hands" if they want to say say something to him. They're not allowed say his tagline!
Biggs: This will be great in upcoming weeks!
Disco: WTF TIME WARNER: CABLE TV OFF LINE!!!???
Disco: We should be watching Sheamus vs. Orton right now. Black screen.
Biggs: I f--ing hate them! (Biggs tries to reboot the box. Says it might take 10 minutes)
Disco: Both cable boxes are out, but internet still up. Stay with us, America!
Biggs: Sheamus has to win this match to legitimize his reign. He needs to be a "force." Cena defended the tile 5 times in a row or something like that... Sheamus needs to do that.
Disco: Recently on RAW Sheamus said that if he wins, Orton has to go to the "back of the line." So I think he'll win tonight and Orton will take some time off to be with his family.
Disco: TECH UPDATE -- Box rebooted... all channels still blank. Our live blog is falling apart, ratings are plummeting!
Disco: ....AND WE'RE BACK!
Disco: We're well into the match. Orton dominating Sheamus. Orton gives big suplex off the top rope.
Disco: Sheamus counters RKO...tries to pin but Orton kicks out at the end.
Disco: Frustrated, Sheamus leaves the ring grads folding chair. Ref disqualifies him. Sheamus attacks w/ chair, misses drops chair, Orton kicks him in the nuts.
Disco: Orton drags Sheamus to announce table. RKO -- but the table doesn't break!
Biggs: Table didn't give way! Orton is not happy.
Disco: (replay) Looks like Orton hurt his back.
Biggs: The table's supposed to give way... that probably kills.
Disco: Funny, since the announce table didn't break, they're still using it, sans cover.
Disco: Rey Mysterio vs. Kane casket match. "God's Humble Servant" vs. "The Devil's Favorite Demon"... we're still having cable issues, but hopefully we'll be able to get through this.
Disco: OH NO! Cable signal degenerating!
Biggs: This is it. After baseball season, I'm switching to FIOS.
Disco: We are at sub-webcam quality right now. Big drop-outs, pixillation and freezes. Unwatchable.
i could go for a slim jim right now. I have a feeling Miz is due to get humiliated tonight, and fuck up that money in the bank.
ReplyDeleteGod, Nexus is so lame, and so are Fuzzy boots. Unless you are Nord the Barbarian, don't wear then.
Turn the Tables!
Can I borrow your casket?
ReplyDeleteSheamus wants the casket for his match with Orton. Kane says no. (He's saving it for Rey Mysterio)
ReplyDeletethe crowd cant say miz's tagline--thats good. The rock did do that when he was a heel. He would have to sneak in "is cooking" on the crowd.
ReplyDeleteTech on 7! ............................You've got to of the best there.
ReplyDeleteStart a "part 2" so i dont have to scroll thru so much.
ReplyDeletegood idea.
ReplyDelete